You wanna.....?

So here's the skinny on 'the wedding night'. You think that after this amazing day and unbelievable party you will get back to your room, spend a couple of minutes ripping at each other's clothes and collapse in a sweaty pile on the bed.

Yeh...... no.

Amazing day..... check.

Unbelievable party..... check.

My wedding day was awesome. I loved it. Every moment was one worth remembering. But when the venue shut it's doors, and we meandered our way back to our room, we spent an hour or so drinking coffee and eating sausage sandwiches with the bridesmaids, talking semi drunken crap until - exhausted - we crawled into bed and.... wait for it..... SLEPT.

Scandalous isn't it!?

Do I actually care about the lack of X rated action? Nope. Not one little bit. We had a brilliant day - couldn't have asked for more. So big deal.

Not like we didn't make up for it later :P