Haven't you had a drink before?

So... I've had this small problem the past week or so. Far too many times now, I have attempted to drink a beverage (as you do) and found myself hacking up a lung, because I have somehow managed to BREATHE the beverage instead of simply drink it as normal people do.

MOTH has witnessed this on several occasions, and the most assistance I am offered is a feeble 'You ok?' from deep within his laptop. So there I am - bent over, coughing up a storm, tears running down my cheeks, unable to draw breath... well you get the idea.

'Haven't you had a drink before?'


RUDE.

Fast forward to tonight.
'Make me a coffee and i will help with the dishes?'
'Ugh fine'

MOTH takes his first sip and... the coughing starts.

All i could do was laugh while he was there.. bent over, coughing up a storm, tears running down his cheeks, unable to draw breath... well you get the idea.

Now THAT is karma.